These damn fucking bed bugs are making me completely bonkers! I've tried everything to get kill these little freaks. I've washed everything, I've sprayed every corner, but they keep. It's like a nightmare, I can't even sleep without being terrified. I'm starting to lose it.

I need to get rid of these things before they drive me insane.

The Worst Damn Bed Bugs Ever

I woke up covered in bites. Itchy, burning, throbbing little welts all over my damn arms and legs. I figured it was mosquitos, you know? Happens every summer/fall. But then I saw them. Tiny, black specks scuttling across the mattress. My blood ran cold.

The monsters had taken over my bedroom.

• My apartment became a horror movie set.
• Every night was torture.
• My life descended into a never-ending nightmare

This wasn't just an inconvenience.

I Need This Shit Off Me!

Sometimes, we just need to scream. A burning sensation is crawling all over your skin and nothing seems to help it. The feeling worsens until you're at your wit's end, ready to rip everything right off. It is like a swarm of ants, a fiery inferno all attacking at once. Oh God get it fucking thing off my skin!

• Why does something get to be so irritating?
• I just want some relief!

I Hate These Fucking Bed Bugs With Every Fiber of My Being

I swear to God, if I see one more crawling menace in my apartment/house/bedroom, I'm gonna lose it/snap/scream. I've tried every single thing imaginable, but these bloodsucking demons are unkillable. My I can't sleep, my skin is crawling, and I'm about to explode. This pest infestation has got to end.

• Eradicate these bugs
• Sleep again
• My sanity back

Goddamn Bed Bugs: The Curse of Modern Living

These godforsaken bastards are ruining our lives, man. They crawl into your bed and bite on your blood. You wake up with itchy welts all over your body. It's a get more info living torment.

Trying to kill these things is like fighting a never-ending saga. You spray, you vacuum, you throw out your entire life savings, but they multiply. It's enough to push you over the edge.

We want our lives back. Bed bugs are a growing epidemic and something needs to be {done{ about it.

Get Outta Here, Damn Bed Bugs!

These freaking bugs are driving me crazy!! I checked under my bed and now they're everywhere. I {tried everything|used insecticide| sprayed the whole place with bug spray but it's worse than before!! I don't know what to do! Somebody call an exterminator!

• How can I get rid of them?
• help!